June 2011
Hate it when I plan a conversation with someone in...
fantasyofthedevil:
I remember this "joke" this guy told me when I was...
cuzimyelloww:
Him: What do you use to catch a shark?
Me: I don’t know, fish?
Him: NO. Shark bait. Okay, try this one.. what do you use to catch a snake?
Me: Oh, snake bait.
Him: YES. And what about a giraffe?
Me: Giraffe bait.
Him: Okay. What about if you want to catch an eye master?
Me: What the hell is an eye master?
Him: Just answer the question!
Me: Okay fine, whatever. Eye master...
I could stare at this all day.
The moment when you start obsessing over something...
pwnator:
neeyooduhls:
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
Submitted by wayne-twentyone
DAT DON STAP ME LOLS :))))))))))
MY LITTLE PONY. 4 MONTHS AGO.
But it’s fine now. Because my friends are now bronies as well.
yay
umm excuse me, i didn't order the soup of...
daaamnit. i get the highs & the lows. the mixed signals & the bipolar mood swings. wtf. i caved too easily. because you honestly made me smile & laugh so much. im soo freaking frustrated right now im laughing. especially because someone *cough cough is throwing jokes the whole time, thaanks. haahah IDC ANYMORE I DON’T LIKE ASIANS ANYWAYS. shhhittttt. haahaha he was pretty darn...
When someone takes a bad photo of you
Give me the fuckin’ camera!!
or they will be like i deleted it already and you’re like
